Shrek Script

(Source: life-s--a-bitch)

bitchesaloud:

(Source: firaja, via ratohnhakenway)

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

image

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

(via guns-n-broses)

keozeo:

holeymoley62:

I love these, jesus fucking christ.

"Hey guys, wanna play some rectal rampage 3d?"

(via guns-n-broses)

soothisisawkward:

theofficialyahoostaff:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I hope yahoo knows that absolutely everyone on this site uses google

We do
We use it too.

Oh my God

(via guns-n-broses)

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

(via guns-n-broses)